BEWARE Lunatic escaped from asylum
Unbelievable
Dear Members
Please be on the lookout for a lunatic golfer who recklessly took their trolley across six of our greens either yesterday or this morning. Clearly let out for the weekend !
Please see the attached picture as an example taken this morning on the 6th green.
If anyone played with this eejit you must have observed these occurrences so are equally culpable given there were six instances where this happened.
Golfers who do not follow basic course etiquette are not welcome at our Golf Club.
If anyone saw this happening please get in touch.
Unfortunately yet more occurrences of reckless behaviour disrespecting the course, the greenkeeping staff and members.
Captain
Please be on the lookout for a lunatic golfer who recklessly took their trolley across six of our greens either yesterday or this morning. Clearly let out for the weekend !
Please see the attached picture as an example taken this morning on the 6th green.
If anyone played with this eejit you must have observed these occurrences so are equally culpable given there were six instances where this happened.
Golfers who do not follow basic course etiquette are not welcome at our Golf Club.
If anyone saw this happening please get in touch.
Unfortunately yet more occurrences of reckless behaviour disrespecting the course, the greenkeeping staff and members.
Captain